Boðsbréf til Nígeríu

Ég skrifaði dr. Gloríu bréf:

Dear dr. Gloria

Thank your for your information.
We have booked you in hotel Úti Kamar at Lake Kleifarvatn, where you will do most of the training.It will cost you 100 EUR pr night pr. person, or 700 EUR pr. week. Breakfast incl.
Since you are going straight to Hungary after the training camp, you will have to bring your bikes to Iceland for training. Please confirm.
You will have 3 Icelandic coaches for this week. Total cost for coaches is 1000 EUR.
Our fee for organisation and various expenses will be 3000 EUR:
Our representative and co-ordinator this week will be Sigmundur D. Gunnlaugsson. He will meet you at the airport.
Please confirm if this is to your satisfaction.“
Gloría svaraði um hæl:
Dear Mr Gisli,
Thank you for the message.We just contacted our foreign affairs Ministry,We are told that there is no Iceland Embassy in Nigeria where we can our team entry visas.We are advice alternatively we can obtained the Visa Upon arrival At point of entry and that we would need an official invitation letter from the invitee.The letter most be Endorse by your foreign Affair or your sport ministry.That is all we need to get to your country.

We are OK by the budget.

Hope to hear from you soonest

Sporting Regards

Dr Gloria Obajimi“
Næsta mál á dagskrá er að semja boðsbréfið. Það verður með orðalagi Njálssögu, auðvitað á íslensku, þar sem því verður framvísað við komuna til landsins en með rammfölskum undirskriftum. Að vísu prjónar í mér núna að láta gott heita og senda dr. Gloríu þessa mynd:

Dumbness-Stupidity-Takes-Another-Level-12

Þessi mynd kemur líka sterk inn:

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